After almost two weeks - most of it in quarantine - on Santorini, Sondra Morgan and I devoured Athens like starving kittens. We ate everything, bought everything, drank everything and then bought some more. We were ridiculously [...]
Sondra and I got into a fistfight this morning. She is eating all of my yogurt. She bought her own but she doesn’t like it as much as mine. She said it tastes like goats. So I [...]
COVID Positive Captivity – Day Two: You know, there are a lot worse places to be quarantined besides a Greek Island, and Sondra and I are determined to make the best of our situation even though we [...]
It’s day 12 in Italy and here are a few fun facts I’ve discovered on the open road: My Italian is shit. But it’s not NEARLY as bad as my German. If I’m going to ever [...]
I tried to go to Munich today. Yeah, in Germany. Okay, that’s not *exactly* true. More accurate would be to say I didn’t try hard enough to NOT go to Germany today. Alright, the whole truth is [...]
The motto for today is no good deed goes unpunished. OR never take them if a guy tries to hand you roses. Or ALWAYS buy a bottle of wine if you pass a convenience store because [...]
I woke up this morning on a concrete landing outside of the door of my guesthouse in Venice. It was my first night there, and if I thought my neck was stiff after a transatlantic flight, I [...]
